Steven Benanav

Winner of 6th grade high jump.

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@chary82 We do

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Looking to adopt a dog but they are so few and far between now i'm refreshing Petfinder every few minutes like i'm trying to buy concert tickets

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I'm about two weeks away from my daywear and sleepwear being completely interchangeable

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If we determine that exposure to flaming heat from an open grill with burning chicken is good for the prevention or treatment of #coronavirus then I should be in good shape

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Feeling nostalgic for the days of February when we thought we could just 20 second hand wash all of this away

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If Fight Club were filmed in 2020, they’d be making bath bombs instead of soap

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I’m probably in the minority on this one but I think it would have been worth letting Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse keep the money they weren’t entitled to if it was contingent upon changing their name to something that makes sense.

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After a month+ in lockdown with a 5 year old here’s my board game rankings: (1) Trouble (2) Monopoly Jr (97) Candyland (98) Mousetrap (99) Trouble Frozen Edition which basically is just freezing and melting the game pieces

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I watched a drama (movie) last night and the most emotional scene was a b-roll shot of people eating dinner in a restaurant like we used to

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Now that the gym is out, my Rocky IV training scene is me running around a big field being chased by dogs from the off leash section of the park #CoronaUpdate #coronavirus

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Official start of white pants season has been pushed back from Memorial Day to July 4th due to #coronavirus #CoronavirusOutbreak

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Dog kept following me around and i thought maybe her time had come but now i'm wondering if she's one of those dogs that smells disease in humans #coronavirus #CoronavirusOutbreak

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Had always wondered how long it would take me to watch every episode of every season of all of the Law & Order series if I watched up to 8 hrs a day. The moment is upon us... #coronavirus #CoronaOutbreak

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Opening up Amazon packages like the Unabomber May have sent them #CoronaCrisis #CoronaVirusUpdate

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Me last week: "call you right back"
Me this week: "call you right back after I teach science"

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Most of my work conference calls are now enhanced with the @DisneyFrozen soundtrack playing in the background couresty of my 5 year old #coronapocalypse #CoronaVirusUpdates

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One thing we’ve confirmed so far after a full day of being stuck at home is I would be the guy to eat through all the rations on the first day of being stuck on a deserted island #coronavirus #CoronavirusOutbreak

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We may now be witnessing sweatpants have its greatest moment in history

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This feels like the first hour of a really long flight where you are already antsy and have no idea how you will get through the next 15 hours. Also the plane might crash.

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In the absence of sports, each league should just re-do free agency every four weeks to keep things interesting. @ringer #coronavirus #CoronaOutbreak