Simon Berspace

Blood, Politics, Team, Rose, Black Uhuru Album & Some Books; Red

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We’ve a shortage of workers, petrol, food, gas, CO2 and in Downing Street a shortage of decency, honesty & competence
#BrexitHasFailed

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@I_amMukhtar 13/2-tier justice is probably better

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@I_amMukhtar Is that 2/1 Tier Justice?

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@StephenKing “Any chance I can get in on this bible racket?”

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

One of many jewels in Ben Stokes' crown.

Headingley 2019 still gives us goosebumps.

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@BBCNews Hmmm 🤔
“Hey, all-powerful and benevolent God, how about a miracle where no buildings collapse and nobody dies?”
Just saying

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Watch Nigel Farage openly say we should privatise the NHS and move to an insurance-based system instead.

He really couldn’t care less about you or your health.

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@TruthSignalUK For even bigger pricks - Police refuse to deny it was a Martian attack

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@Nigel_Farage

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@Hitman9945 @Cantona_Collars Correction? You mean ‘non-sequitur’

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@Hitman9945 @Cantona_Collars Then you’re not following your own train of thought. You suggested ‘presence’ was factor in making Schmeichel Utd’s best keeper and I pointed out it did nothing for Eric’s keeping abilities. Stay tuned!

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@Hitman9945 @Cantona_Collars Nobody had more ‘presence’ than Eric, and he was a shit keeper

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@Hitman9945 @Cantona_Collars You’re absolutely right, Schmeichel was a rock.
But De Goa – 200 more matches; 36 more clean sheets; 1,000 more centre-back pairings; No Pally/Bruce; No Rio/Vidic; and no Stam.
Plus, he never signed for the Dirties!

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@WhiteHouse Trump is Hatey, just like every other day of his life

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@MyArrse They’ve never been the subject of a Farage tweet and hold undying support for him?

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@Cantona_Collars A+

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@JohnCleese Blessed are the Credulous

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@Jacquel35555676 @daniellismore How can you read facts like these and conclude the problem is the messenger?

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@Nigel_Farage As opposed to a straight-up grift?

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@BackBrexitBen Bullshit. But then blessed are those who are followed by the credulous