sarah bestler

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

*rents jet skis on vacation*
*uncle gets home to NY and buys three jet skis*

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

@johnsontimmy92 wish i could rt

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

summer can't come soon enough

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

what not to do when drunk on a wednesday: send ur mom a video of u and friends screaming come on eileeen at the bar

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

"levance wake up"
"im looking at the floor bro leave me alone"

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

@sbesttt @elliedutcher

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

my weekend in a sentence https://t.co/Ka1L7mGrxt

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bullshit.

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

MY FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE COME TO BHEM THIS WEEKEND IM SO EXCITED AH

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

Why tf do I work at 5am

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part two!!!!! https://t.co/1iugp8MV5J

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done w the bullshit

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

songsthatwewontgetsuedforbutattheendofthedayweallgonnadieanyway

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

done w the bullshit

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

twit pic😛

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

disrespect is unattractive.

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

@keeeeeennnnnnaa titos

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

how are some people so fuckin blind as to what's going on around them

[sarah bestler @sbesttt]

"Where's the pizza"
"Well I ordered the pizza for 2:30pm instead of 2:30am"