Simon Betty 

Business Owner | Apple Specialist  Rugby Boy, Cook, Car Fan and Smart Home Geek | From Blackpool - London - Leeds! Enjoy my random shit!

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Today is World Head & Neck Cancer Awareness Day - this is my mum just over a week ago. She had a brain tumour 35 years ago and then surgery last week for another, she’s smashed it twice and I couldn’t be prouder! @CR_UK

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@ter1878 @ashleighjwil She ain’t gunna shag you bro.

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@Kemdizzzle @JasonBradbury @RachelRileyRR right. What’s the actual answer here? 1 or 16?

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@DPDgroup_news what’s the email address for UK customers to send pictures of a battered box and damaged goods to? Nothing online at all.

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@DPD_Local so this got delivered an hour ago. Battered and broken. Went online and you say email pictures but don’t list an email address? Any ideas??

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@poca_loco Mere peasants.

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Some guy just told me he hasn’t had a bet in 3 years. I said “I bet you have one this year” - He replied “I bet I don’t” .... point proven.

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@camwade_ @afowler06 @ChampCummings You tell em James.

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Curtis and Maura have as much chemistry as my F in GCSE science. #LoveIsIand

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@Anton_Danyluk Think you spelt alcoholic wrong?

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@StefanWealthall Best connection ever.

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@KFC_UKI

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@scottygb Press the record button on you STB. Done.

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Best one yet.

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@lisabetty17 @LewisCapaldi YES!!!!

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I really NEED to see @LewisCapaldi with this face aging app!

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@MrABeardPE I’d say @Jacob_B_Linus had nailed it with his reply tbh!

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All these people hammering this old face app. @StefanWealthall doesn’t need to spend a quid on an app to make himself look old.

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@MarzBarGaming You can’t slam on if you’ve got someone up your arse...

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How you walk when you master a cut-through in IKEA #WhileTrappedInIKEA

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@lisabetty17 @ellie_robertsx 🤔