S. Brent Faulkner

self-proclaimed geek; part-time musician; Fantasy Football commish; sr staff production engineer @Shopify

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@ValerioSchiti Thanks for your part in making it. This was my favourite run since returning to comics three years again.

[Michael Gooding @Michael_G_81]

Today @Shopify got a little bit better for all things web performance!!

We now report real user data and NOT a Lighthouse score 🎉

It was Amazing to work with all the people that made this happen.

#webperf #webperformance #perfmatters

https://t.co/Qedp44Vwk4

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@LegendSports7 No, but I probably would have said the same about Flacco a year ago

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@PasqualFerry Loving your work on this. I’d like to see what you’d do with a Silver Surfer run.

[Michael Geist @mgeist]

What the CRTC’s New Registration Requirements Mean for Regulating Everything from Online News Services to Podcast Providers
https://t.co/E2R5jkQ8YC

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@NoContextHumans Purchasing hostnames and certificates

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@MikeTriplett @nofnetwork I love me some Taysom, but how much of this correlation is because of garbage time carries when they have the win already? Any chance you can dig up what the distribution is for that?

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

Conflating the idea of public/private property with protected land shows you don’t fucking get it.

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@RogersHelps @JulesVerne29 Maybe actually tweet this rather than only replying to folks that ask. God forbid you’re transparent about outages.

[RogersHelps @RogersHelps]

@JulesVerne29 Hi there, we are aware of a service interruption in Alliston, Bolton, Orillia, Caledon, and Orangeville. Our technical teams are currently working as quickly as possible to resolve the matter. We can set up outage notifications for you, we're just a DM away! ^cb

[Mayfield Drama @MayfieldDrama]

CIG National Champions!!!!
@PeelArts1 @PeelSchools @MayfieldMavs

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

What a finish. The goooooooold!
@MayfieldDrama @CanadianImprov #mavericks

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

Let the games begin! ⁦@CanadianImprov⁩ ⁦@MayfieldDrama⁩ #gomavericks

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

It’s the finals and the Mayfield Mavericks are killing it @MayfieldDrama @CanadianImprov #mavericks #54321improv

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@TPAIN LAN party!

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@glennull @__apf__ I have to agree. Metric is 10 times better.

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@BrandonMChu @Shopify Congrats @BrandonMChu ! Seems such a short time ago we were onboarding at 80

[S. Brent Faulkner @sbfaulkner]

@timanema Maybe could solder it? I seem to recall doing that for a metal mailbox I made in grade 8 shop.