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[Dua @Duakz5q]

Men will be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 7 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.

But sure, women can’t handle leadership.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

AI. IS. POPULAR. BECAUSE. IT. GIVES. DUMB. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. SMART. AND UNCREATIVE. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. ARTISTIC.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

i made the ladies at my post office laugh so hard today that a white woman in line told me it wasn’t “my job to make them laugh”, i told her “it’s not your job to make my day less enjoyable but i guess we’re both workin for free” then me and the two women laughed even harder. sometimes life is good.

[mimi yu @cloaca_official]

I genuinely don’t understand how anyone over the age of like, 70, generously, is supposed to make it in the world rn. I just spent 15 min troubleshooting the parking app my mom needs to not get a ticket, while she told me she got so frustrated by it that she tried paying w coins-

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You REDUCE crime by eliminating POVERTY. The reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.

[Tselane @JustTselane]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My problem is that I’m way TOO quick to say “Oh it’s only $30/$40.” Then I look up and notice I spent $30/$40 25 times in one week. 😂🥴

[kira ☕️ @kirakissaten]

movie theater tickets being $18-$20 is insane btw. when i was in high school, they’d be $10 on the weekends and $7.50 for a weekday matinee. this is why kids don’t *do* anything anymore.

they’ve been priced out of everything except being at home.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

when i want to read my book but also watch my series and be on my phone and listen to music and

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[I’m Still Not Back @CoryTownes]

This is the single greatest picture my eyes have ever been laid upon

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[DA$H @je_mapelleDEE]

HBO MAX has joined the anti-password sharing wave.

First of all, I think sharing being tracked like this should be illegal

[kos @kostancaaa__]

lebron is here and suddenly he’s mr. personality

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

bitches be like “i'm busy” then binge read a spicy romance book for seven hours straight. it's me... i'm bitches.

[cult of pluto ☄️ @themartiancarl]

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”

REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

[Davon Evans 🌰🦅 @GoodFellah91]

No AI required 🏆

[dora @vhagarbunda]

Acho podre de chic receber joias do marido quando está grávida/depois de ter o bebê