Smambiddy

Personality hire

[Smambiddy @sbiedss]

I woke up this morning and my phone was next to my bed in a bowl of soup

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

SUPER BOWL BOUND!!!!!!!!

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Arugula is the best adult discovery I’ve made thus far

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@nancydrewluvr This is a great take

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

FINAL: Boston 12, Yankees 1.

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I’m employed what does unc mean

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So is he

[Red Sox @RedSox]

That is... GONE! https://t.co/mi4lwcU65y

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@RedSox Suck a fat one

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@GillettePaige THANK YOU.

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Can’t believe no one has wished me a happy half birthday yet. Ridiculous

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Going to the pop tart bowl next year just to feel something

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Controversial: The “drop of orange juice in a mimosa” joke is so heinously unfunny

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Took a multivitamin during my debilitating hangover today

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Salute our soldiers today (blacked out last night and ran the turkey trot this morning)

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This did happen btw

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What if we got kicked out of the bar because I didn’t have a Covid 19 vaccine card

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@freakhighway Makes you think…

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Sometimes all you need is ten Sangrias

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Huge congrats to the Red Sox west on winning the World Series!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

HIT THE MUSIC