Sammi Bjelland

Former news anchor turned full time mom. Filling my days with diapers and my nights with puzzles and reality tv.

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

We’re learning valuable skills while #SocialDistancing 🙌🏻 Like never trust a parent with a lightsaber. Right,@HamillHimself? #stayhomechallenge #MAYTHEFORCEBEWITHYOU

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

I would like to personally thank @taylorswift13 for just delivering so much amazingness. Just all the time. It’s really comforting during these trying times to have her. 💕#TaylorsVersion #FearlessTaylorsVersion #LoveStoryTaylorsVersion

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

No. I will not listen to the Tide Pod eaters. My hair is swooped to the side and my jeans are tight on my ankles. Oh, and 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Millennials #cantstopwontstop #youths

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Yasssss

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This season, a new team will fly together. #TheMightyDucksGameChangers​, an Original Series, starts streaming March 26 on #DisneyPlus​.

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Part of me really wants to make healthy living one of my resolutions. But another, much stronger, part loves Brie and bread too much. 🥖🙃

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Cheers to all the snarky, passive aggressive comments we kept to ourselves this year. Our self restraint with all the crazy stuff on social media this year is the real MVP. 🥂 💫 🙌🏻

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

I binge watched #Bridgerton on @netflix and it’s a lovely blend of Downton Abbey meets Gossip Girl I never knew I needed. Season 2, please? 🙌🏻

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Reminder for all the mamas out there: get in the photos! Even if you’re exhausted and a hot mess from making magic happen. Your kids will appreciate it someday. ♥️

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@BradyMalloryTV Ohhhhhhhh I miss you too!! My children do not appreciate my antidotes like you 🤗

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@auburn_renegade Would you like a card filled with all the bummers? I can do that for you 🤗

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@lsteva3 Shhhhhhh

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Hold up. I was just informed @tacojohns is not bringing back the #applegrande this year?! Please say it ain’t so 😩

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@tacojohns Thank you. I’m heartbroken but I guess I’ll move on.... someday.

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@ChadBirger @tacojohns That’s what I had tonight! I’m just bummed the best dessert is gone forever 💔

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

I got a super intense email from Dominoes about how they don’t have to wear gloves before the food is cooked. Alrighty, but now I’m curious! Who wants restaurant employees to wear gloves while prepping food? Even if it’s going to be cooked. (Distraction from election coverage)

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@lsteva3 @dominos That’s fair👌🏼

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

Are @dominos employees supposed to wear gloves while making pizza? Just saw 2 employees slapping toppings on crust with no gloves. Seems like an odd choice during these times. 🤔

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@baileyfmilne @lsteva3 @KeithUrban @ACMawards @SaraSteva @BradyMalloryTV Haha dang it I don’t have those skills of organizing like Darcy!! 😱 It is a great show ❤️

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

I think @KeithUrban should narrate everything. He has me all emotional watching the @ACMawards intro. 🥺

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@BradyMalloryTV

[Sammi Bjelland @sbjelland]

@LuteRollup Oooooo have you seen the movie “View From the Top”?? I also considered this alternate life path once because of it.