Brooke Kelly

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Charlotte, what a way to finish our last football stadium game of the season! We had former and current Carolina Panthers players, Brantley Gilbert, and Fitz and the Tantrums help make the largest weekend in Banana Ball history one to remember😎 On top of that we saw a Bananas win, a whole lot of home runs, and of course a lot of dancin'. Thanks for going Bananas with us Charlotte🫶

Next, up Cincinnati!

[Keeping It Heel @KeepingItHeel]

Thank you for everything, RJ 🩵

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way Nancy Grace refuses to take her foot off Casey Anthony’s neck 😭

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Trudeau breaks down in tears after a heated call with Trump.

Reports say the conversation was “colorful”—translation: Trump probably threw a tantrum about tariffs, and Trudeau isn’t having it.

Canada has already banned U.S. alcohol, refuses to budge on Trump’s trade war, and now Trudeau is feeling the pressure as he prepares to step down.

Meanwhile, MAGA is celebrating like they just won a war—but let’s be real, this trade war is hurting American businesses just as much.

The fallout is coming.

[Brooke Kelly @sbkelly09]

To whichever elderly person beside me at the gym just crop dusted us…. You stank

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Brice Johnson @bjohnson_23]

Since yall want to fire HD so bad… who y’all hiring??

And that coach better have a final four appearance and a sweet sixteen already too.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Greenland: the polar bears speak out.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s such an evil asshole we often forget what a fucking idiot he is.

[MILEY @miley]

Golden Globes 🖤

[WS Champion Dodgers Lyss @notlyssa]

Tell him to get back in the kitchen

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

The American Taliban is already happening.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

#USAElection2024

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.