Sharona Mallach

LAT/ATC. Freaks out about nothing, but handles chaos like a boss. ✡️ She/Her.

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

Pro tip: if you are about to say something to your supervisor that starts with the words, “no offense, but”, shut your mouth.

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

Does anyone have a favorite intro to vestibular rehab they can send my way? Podcast, lecture, online course…

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

@MAWildcatsATC

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On my way to work this morning, a car changed lanes to be behind me, then flicked their brights incessantly, then flipped me off.

Make it make sense.

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@CaitrATC Stickers!

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AT room fridge is coming along well. Additional suggestions and contributions welcome.

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My people are amazing!!

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

Can anyone give me (and my staff depending on timing) a 10-15 minute crash course on Perry weather.
Our conference switched over on Monday, which is great! …except football and rugby also moved in this week.
@morris_atc @perryweather

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

In a coffee shop. Stressed about getting through all the preseason paperwork before athletes arrive next week. Meanwhile, there is a couple I think is breaking up 10 feet away from me.

Do I focus, or just eavesdrop shamelessly?

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Yes!

[NCAA News @NCAA_PR]

Cut-resistant equipment approved in ice hockey for DI men, NC women.
https://t.co/0FEwzoFpnT

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@CantonBulldogAT Hello from canton ice house!

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After my mom was hospitalized with Covid, I convinced her to get an air fill for her house. Yesterday after I spoke with her she even turned it on. She just told me it’s reading at a 37, and the highest she’s ever seen it before was a 10.

Climate change is bad.

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You know what is really helpful when you work remotely? Your computer charger.

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New life goal-attend a home game of every PWHL team.

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Got to my mechanic for new brakes. They go to pull my car into the garage and it won’t start. Can’t make this stuff up.

In other news, they got a new desk worker.

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If you aren’t willing to drive 7+ hours each way, across an international border, to take your niece to a PWHL championship game, are you even a fan of womens sports?

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Conversation with the track and field coach about a field hockey player.

Me: What position?
Coach: Stick?

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Anyone looking for a roommate?

Please and thank you!

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

One of our sprinters just showed me a video of his race and asked for an injury diagnosis.

[Sharona Mallach @sbm238]

D3 baseball: where a pitcher can get the win without throwing a pitch.