bingo mama

[Drungshroom @drungshrooms]

there could b an active shooter at the school n the PE teacher would still be flirting with teens

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again

[isha @MibshaD]

Y’all love asking childless women “who’s gonna take care of you when you’re older?”. As if nursing homes aren’t already full of people who had children.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

everybody wants to come for women who read romance-fantasy smut, but the real non readers are “self development” book readers

[MidwestDem 🌽 @NE02Dem]

Holy dark woke

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Franklin Harris 🌐 @FranklinH3000]

LOL

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

It's fine if you listen to Morgan Wallen I just don't think you should be allowed to vote

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Why is your water pressure set to butterfly piss

[ً @ackerologist]

real

[ty ⭐️ @owndiscomfort]

happy father’s day halsey. putting fantano in his place was very daddy of you

[p. @sixinchbeys]

music journalism is so cooked your choices are either eat chicken with a british woman or eat chicken with a bald man

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but I have absolutely no fucking idea when his birthday is.

[「まだまだだね」 @jourdal]

The power of video games

[𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚ᝰ🚬🧁 @demo_loversx]

really?? i thought it was already built in 2004 by my chemical romance

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

I don’t feel bad for anyone who buys tickets to a Morgan Wallen concert actually

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

Every time Jacob Elordi entered a scene in WUTHERING HEIGHTS I thought of this