Sharon Bowerman

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Another K original

“Beach with sky”

She says the grok animation is “exactly what I meant it to be.”

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

@atk0506 @techiedani @adamhearn I noticed that, too. Seemed staged at first.

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Me: “Thanks D, you’re so helpful, like a super hero!”

D: “Yeah, it’s kind of what I do.”

…

D: “Well, I gotta go annoy my sister!”

*she scampers*

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D: “K likes to call me her sidekick.”

Me: “Are you a sidekick?”

D: “Not anymore. I’m a superhero!”

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

@Rothmus In 2008, Ben Affleck had not yet been Batman. Prophetic Trivial Pursuit!

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K: “Hey! You’re not supposed to be looking at memes!”

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

Me to 3 year old: “Are you done eating? You haven’t even touched your cheese.”

Her: *lays her hand flat on her cheese* “See?! I touched it!”

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K: “I don’t want them nibbling at me just nibbling my away my miiiiiinnnnnnnd.”

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D: “You’re 6 years old? Why can’t you be 5 any more?”

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

@Rickylinaress I did. And loved it. 20 years ago

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

Hoping I get this job at blockbuster!!!

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D (age 3): I made a one for you!
S: You did!
D: all by myself

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K: “Mommy, we should be home by now!”

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D: “No! It’s not a silly place! It’s just right!”

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K: *running down the hallway*

“THE IMPOSITOR IS BEHIND ME! THE IMPOSITOR IS CHASING ME!” [sic]

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K: *walks into my office, stands next to my chair munching bacon*

Me: Did you come in here just to eat bacon at me?

K: *nods solemnly*

...

K: *finishes her bacon and leaves quietly*

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

@kdbsez 🤣

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

I’m a mom and love babies, but I found this excerpt from Cocaine Blues very funny.

Do you like babies?

No, not at all! They’re not aesthetic like a puppy or kitten. In fact, they always look drunk to me! Look at that one. You’d swear he’d been hitting the gin!

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D: Are we gonna go on adventures?
Me: maybe tomorrow
D: but it’s a lovely day!

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K: *to B* “You’re such a beautiful baby!”

[Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman]

@MacRumors That’s so dumb!

Just rewatched the keynote announcing the original iPhone (RIP, Steve Jobs) and those keys are something they were specifically moving away from!