Samantha Branan

Jeremiah 29:11

[Samantha Branan @sbranan35]

@rachel_eo AWW sweet baby!!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Shae🩷 @ShaeShaeKoolae]

This has me screaming. Why would she do this 😭😭

[cass spinelli @cassspinelli]

My boyfriend won’t stop singing that horses in the back song. Is he broken or is everyone’s boyfriend doing this?

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A Message from Alex Trebek:

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

[Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 16 writers’ room]

KRIS: Okay, so in episode 5, Tristan and Jordyn will hook up.

KHLOÉ: Wait, no, I just had a baby with him.

KYLIE: Yeah, and that’s my best friend.

KRIS:

[Cole @Genders33]

I swear y’all out here going to weenie hut jr. university I can’t relate at all to this tweet

[Cooper Dean @CBD1322]

where yo boyfriend at? Is he gettin u refreshments? is he tall? is he gettin u mike-n-ikes? oh u like mike-n-ikes? is he hefty? is he coming back? where yo boyfriend? where yo boyfriend at?
oh u don't have a boyfriend! oh ok, thats cool. ya um i was wonderin, can I have yo numba?

[plutojuni 🦇💫🖤 @Crvzzzzz]

Someone had to do it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

[cíta🍂 @culeenmadrid]

Ithis semester is coming to an end and I ain’t taking no chances

[Abby Burke @abbyburke123]

It’s spooky szn

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

i am:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

🔘Ieaving and you can’t stop me! I’m packing my bags, I had a very calm day until this a little bump in the road comes and she be’s sarcastic! She’s gunna try n stop me but she can’t run in those lil high heels! You’ll never see this face AGAIN!

[Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow]

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone

College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

[Samantha Branan @sbranan35]

@rachel_eo Hey rach I just woke up and saw this notification! See ya soon 💕