Sarah Brenner

I'd rather be dead than evil. And I'm wild.

[Sarah Brenner @sbrens]

convincing 911: IM REALLY OKAY VIRGINIA JUST HAS A HORRIBLE AREA CODE. but theyre still ready to call the ambulance cuz i might be delerious

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@2whitty2hndle please tell me you did NOT just twitter about jersey shore.

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this night is going to be psychedelic.

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these boys better eat mountains of pasta

[Sarah Brenner @sbrens]

today i won 2.5 gallons of gatorade.

[Sarah Brenner @sbrens]

fake it til you make it

[Sarah Brenner @sbrens]

@hanipaani money - ney choo choo - oo oo

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@hanipaani why do drugs when you can just mow the lawn?

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aint nothin wrong aint nothin wrong

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HANG TEN on my way to being a pro.

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how would i be as a bride? prob pretty chill.

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@hannahbas
look what i have gurl you gotta follow me or whatever you do with this thing now okayy

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just got four trash bags of free clothes. IN JEW HEAVEN!