A dude sweeping up some food that his neighbor leaves out for squirrels because it's attracting bugs. Instead of having a civilized conversation, this black woman starts hitting him with a 2x4 Hacksaw Jim Duggan. This is why property values go down and fatigue goes up.
A nice family decided to add an arcade machine to their Airbnb playroom. Unfortunately the usual suspects couldn't allow that kind deed go unpunished...so they broke it. I can't wait for neurolink so these people can just play NBA 2k in this heads and leave us alone.
🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America
“Look at them crawling out of there - millions of Ticks”
The story is so insane - Farmers continue to report finding Boxes full of Ticks on their farmland, clearly left their on purpose.
Now the US has already seen a sharp increase in the number of Tick related diseases.
Tough to be Irish...
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."
🇯🇵 A Muslim lady from the UK explains: "Japan is overrated. I don't like it because it's not Muslim friendly. Their rice is boiled in pork water".
Actually, one of the best things about Japan is exactly that: we're not Muslim friendly. 🤷🏻♀️ Too bad for you.