Sophie

she/her

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Biologists speculate on the existence of a "Marine Grinch"

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Jack: dear god, lemon, what is that smell wafting from your hair shafts ?
Liz Lemon: i had 3 roast beef sandwiches 😞 but i WANT ANOTHER
Kenneth: i had a cousin named Roast Beef. She traveled to a holy land called Jonestown
Kathy Geiss:

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m wondering why

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Ojibwemowin is an endangered language. What a meaningful way to help preserve the culture and honor the Anishinaabe peoples. Hockey is good medicine. Hockey is Indigenous. Chi-meegwetch, Wild 🧡🪶

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Thinking about a future where humans inhabit other planets and how much I will hate their sports teams

[clown @bugsquelcher]

i don’t have a work wife or work husband i have a work cousin

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

me at 6yo trying to communicate with the grocery store lobsters

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

[Hey Mister @premiles_]

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome"

[The Kindly Cowpoke @sillydingdong]

There should be a brewery but for Diet Coke

[Vivian @suchnerve]

inflation so bad you can only rent the libs

[🤍𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𖣐 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓎𝑒𝓇🦴 @gloomingly]

it's almost comical how funny some shit is

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

How does this help them play football

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Similar to how they picked up a two year old and made him the Dalai Lama every 10 years we should select a random child and let him name all the ships in the US Navy

[trap dad @dude_gang]

just imagined dapping up bigfoot and got chills

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

One potential solution to congestion and alternative transportation that doesn't get discussed enough in the Great Lakes area: the Great Lakes themselves.

The region's home to 60 million people and choked with traffic. Let me get on a boat to another city. I wanna boat.

[🪬🟣🧠 @slurplebrained]

"America is more divided now than ever!"

Not even close