Sam Watts

I was following you before twitter.

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I want a catalog of men standing awkwardly while waiting in Victoria’s Secrets

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Nothing quite like snow to get you ready for outdoor dining in two days...

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2020, finally some good news!

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Been tricked into a romantic comedy because of Robert De Niro

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When you use your incense and

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It is Friday the 23rd of October and there is an advent calendar in spar.

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The Aston Martin on the driveway make me think @Vikkstar123 is back in town

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@TheRealJimRose @rwaterhouse2 Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

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Had to switch to stagecoach two days in a row, due to @FirstSouthYorks service up eccy rd is being crap how do you mess up the 84, 82 & 81

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Love finishing an early shift just for first busses to cancel my bus so I have to fuck about getting a different one

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Remember when Facebook wasn't just all click bait. Retweet and Favourite If you agree

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Above & Beyond killed it 100%

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@meganstan_xo #gladwedidntgetpregnant

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Out with work is very reminiscent of college

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Just caught a bus to catch up with the bus I needed, getting the most of my week pass

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It's so cold I can still see my breath on the bus

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Listening to walking on sunshine while we drive to work in the snow

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First day at work went great!

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Guy on the bus has the drive jacket on

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Amazing Christmas topped off with playing cards against humanity with the family!