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@dblack92_ Cunt

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Took the car to the garage the mechanic cunt lifted the bonnet for a second , shut it , lit a fag and said that’s it’s looking like 7 ton . Total cunt .

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The Apollo astronauts when they came back from the moon where quarantined for 21 days and they never moaned about it they never got a beer or fuck all .

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@DehennaDavison You are a cunt but I like you

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I’m going to North Korea for a pint wee kimmy has all the boozers opened up over there .

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Somebody on the same train said she was sweating like a glassblower and the stench was unbearable.

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Wee Nicky said that fucking moronic mp cunt with the corona doesn’t resign then she can just take a fuck to herself ,

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#InappropriateTimeForA good pasting

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#AwfullyBritishUniversityCourses shouting obscenities at people from scaffolding in the eighties before it became illegal.

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#FakeTitanicFacts 18 stowaways survived hiding in a lifeboat dressed as women .

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#ManlyReasonsToQuitAJob tell the cunt your rapping it to become a full time alcoholic and tell him to stick his job up his bollocks .

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#OddHomeImprovements daddy fritzel done some odd home improvements .

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#AndThatsVictoriasSecret I seen a film about queen victoria and she was blowing somebody called John brown in it , is that a secret ?

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#WashingLineSongs total collapse of the arse . Bonnie Tyler .

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#WashingLineSongs. Hold on to the tights . Richard Skidmarks. 1987 .

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Big bojo and Jacob Rees mogg doing another human centipede movie with somebody from the Lib Dem’s in the middle #AwfullyBritishBoJoBrexitDeals

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I’m hanging like a washing right now don’t know about any fucking songs . #WashingLineSongs

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@karanbirtinna My granny shat the bed years ago and said a ghost done it but she was lying , I can still smell it to this day .

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@karanbirtinna The only spirits I believe in comes out of a one litre bottle

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@DadJokeMan The only bit Popeye doesn’t get rusty is the bit he sticks in olive oyl .