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if the shoe fits, wear it

[❀ @sc8991]

if this is how we play against bottom of the ladder teams, what hope do we have honestly…not to mention our injury list just keeps growing 🤦🏻‍♀️ #AFLEaglesDons

[jynx @jynxbby]

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

[❀ @sc8991]

my psych : you look like you’ve lost weight (concerned)
me : omg thank you (chuffed)

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

having a boyfriend felt like a dark cloud over my head everyday i’m cool

[helena @sainthe1ena]

Guys be like babe that’s just my emotional support failed talking stage girl best friend that I used to have sex with

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Took me 5 years to get over a guy I hung out w twice and this is why i need to be executed if I ever catch feelings again

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love

[❀ @sc8991]

@kamauwaruhiu @iam_kendiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[gem 🍰 @gwmmma]

cannot believe i cried over a boy im so much hotter than

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

Half of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people

[not ur desi girl @ybhn1h]

a boys worst enemy is a woman with an actual brain

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

a man pulling out his wallet is so sexy i’m sorry

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

if healing is not linear for you it's okay, if healing is not linear for me I think I should get publicly executed

[clare @sadderlizards]

they should invent a new diagnosis for me specifically

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

quitting my job to focus on being in love

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I think men that treat women bad are gay

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from