Sydney Cain

[Sydney Cain @scain_42]

@zach_morris11 Both suck ass

[Sydney Cain @scain_42]

Happy birthday @zach_morris11 🧀

[jess @555jesss]

one time i sold one of my dogs on nintendogs and i was crying hard as fuck and when my mom asked me what was wrong i told her i didn’t want grandpa to die

[austin @convictedloner]

ngl, shit fell apart after 2nd grade

[Sydney Cain @scain_42]

@devonblackley @maefluu it’s the calling girls out when it’s the guys issue for me. stop being a petty ass bitch. it’s humiliating and so embarrassing, get a life instead of putting others down. you don’t know anything so shut the fuck up. you piece of shit.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

telling my kids this was nicki minaj

[halsey @halsey]

Still not pregnant. Still just allergic to gluten. Still love pancakes.

[alex ☆ @okagalex]

$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

took off my rear view mirror cause i’m done looking back

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is what my food pyramid looks like

/ \
/ \
/ \
/ adderall \
—-——-
/ shredded \
/ cheese \
——————
/ Iced Coffee \
-———————

[steven 😤👌 @stevnmartinez96]

this vegan shit is easy

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

me as soon as the moon comes out https://t.co/wsSYDnDb72

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

https://t.co/1x00Uze6T8

[mike @michaaelyang]

self control will forever stand the test of time https://t.co/yZpnkUVcJc

[taylor robson @taylorobsonnn]

me looking at a bouncer after handing over an id what isn’t me

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Think Chase misses baseball just as much as it misses him?

[Mikey 🦥 @Asstromikey]

YOU ARE
A CINEMA
I COULD WATCH YOU FOREVER