Christian Scaletta

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[mar⸆⸉ ☁️ @poetswifts]

how it felt listening to you're losing me for the first time when it first dropped https://t.co/DoWLveaR8G

[ivi🦊🍂 is Orange Juice’s #1 Stan🍊 @cowboylikeivi_]

the concept of me listening to willing and able at 7 AM and pretending to have a good day at work after that

[scottie @tsmidnights13]

“if our love died young, I can’t bear witness” is still one of the craziest lyrics taylor has ever written btw

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off

[kellie got OT7 ddaeng & dimple 🪭⁷ @tokyomoonchild7]

This is the only 3 seconds of Eurovision footage I’ve seen this year and it’s all I need to see, give this diva the trophy!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[will🐞 @willow_kert]

“Ok no THIS is my favourite song off the great divide” i say 21 times.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Marciano @humarcianoo]

Não há possibilidade alguma de eu trabalhar até os 65 anos. Eu nem sei se vou aguentar até às 17h de hoje.

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

Always craving for something inaccessible, a shawarma at 7 am, mental stability at 3 am, fries at 10 pm

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

There are humans circulating the MOON right now and I'm sat here doing two factor authentication because I forgot my Teams passwords.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

WHY IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT SO HARD BUT SLEEPING IN THE MORNING IS LIKE DRIFTING AWAY ON A SOFT FLUFFY CLOUD WHILE ADELE SINGS YOU A LULLABY

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Relatable

[alli @sonofalli]

just another day at work during these “unprecedented times”