Inflation‑indexed capital gains is a de‑facto tax cut for long‑term holders, bullish for US equities, yet widens fiscal deficit. Watch congressional fights closely.
Nigerian mosquitoes are too disrespectful 😭
You’ll cover your whole body with a blanket, leave no opening, and be sweating like boiled yam
Somehow, one mosquito will still find its way inside the blanket
At that moment, you’ll start asking yourself whether the mosquito used a spare key🤣
Those days, ATM queues could teach patience😭
You’d stand quietly for almost one hour, moving forward little by little under the sun
When it finally reached your turn, the person in front of you would remember they also needed to transfer money, check balance, print receipt, and recharge airtime
At that point, you’d start praying for network failure so everybody could go home together🤣
Nigerian pharmacies can turn a confident person into a confused person in under 30 seconds.
You’ll enter and say, I need Paracetamol
The pharmacist will ask, Tablet, caplet, extra, rapid, advance, or night?
You’ll lower your voice and say, “The normal normal one🤣
May today bring you new opportunities, genuine happiness, and answers to the prayers you’ve been making quietly. Keep your head up, stay focused, and trust that better days are ahead. 🤍✨
Dear Father (God),
I write this to you from a place of pain and sorrow, I know I've not been the most well behaved but for my Mums sake give me that Big W.
Yours sincerely, WørWørBwøy.