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Idiot with the internet

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[charli was here (•͈ᴗ•͈) @eggbiteEef]

Unus Annus moments that I saved on my phone in 2020: a🧵

[scam @scamm__]

if i die young i want everyone to know i always hated men

[scam @scamm__]

i will choose almond joy first EVERY TIME.
its simply BETTER.

[scam @scamm__]

BEEN AN IDIOT ON THE INTERNET FOR TWO YEARS APPARENTLY #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Rai/angie🎀 @raiaue]

PLAY THIS QUIZ!! ITS SO WORTH IT. MIKEY AND I ARE LIKE SOBBING https://t.co/fAZ6rwYVgJ

[scam @scamm__]

does anyone have any book recommendations?????
i need something new :(

[scam @scamm__]

im fine btw im just bewildered by the fact that she watched me eat something that she knew would kill me and sAID NOTHING!!!!!!!
currently dying laughing

[scam @scamm__]

im allergic to peanuts and today my mom watched me eat something from a dish that had peanuts in it, and when i found out that it has peanuts in it and understandably freaked out, my mom went
"ITS OKAY!! i watched you eat it and you havent reacted."
SHE? WATCHED? ME? EAT? IT??

[scam @scamm__]

today, someone said i looked like his "ex- ex- girlfriend"
after hearing this, my friend immediately went
"tf does that mean? she looks like your ex-squared?"

[scam @scamm__]

@moditmax were historically used* sorry

[scam @scamm__]

@moditmax TL;DR
Racial slurs, particularly the N word, were used to demean and shame those of a different race, particularly slaves, into submitting to an abusive and extremely racist system. A term like 'cracker' is, at most, playground bullying. Hope this helps.

[scam @scamm__]

@moditmax obviously 🧐

[berk (worm girl) 🍉🪱🏁🤡 @icaruspendragon]

i see your italicized “oh” and raise you a whispered “hi” after the first kiss

[scam @scamm__]

87 is divisible by 29 and my life is in ruins

[smooth brained brat @c0wbitch]

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

[★ pupp • ON BLUESKY @puppsicle]

"Dark skin doesn't fit my style"
"It's so hard to draw POC"
"I can't make black people look nice in my art"

Wow! That's crazy!😀Anyways here's my diverse skin palette! I did all the work FOR YOU! FOR FREE!!!! :D

[demonic possession 🖤 erotic self-expression @Rabdoidal]

its time we as a gay nation decide once and for all what the best shade of pink is... its time for the ULTRA MEGA PINK SMACKDOWN 2k22 (sponsored by the global femmes initiative)

(polls and colours in thread!)