Alyssa 🖤

she/her 🌱 streamin and wheezin 🌱 diagnosed noodle brain 🌱 💖💜💙 🌱 unfortunate twilight simp 🌱 fight me 1v1

[Alyssa 🖤 @scanda_lyss]

spot the difference
level: impossible

[Alyssa 🖤 @scanda_lyss]

i’m ngl- this made me so sad 😭 after a long day your girl just wanted some ice cream and there’s a huge gap in the tub. ben and jerry’s out here causing tears 😭😭

[Binsu @heybinsu]

Don’t mess with Luce

[Paul Savage @comedysavage]

Erasing anti genocide imagery on tv show called "Big Brother" is, I have to say, too on the nose.

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental Illnesses as paintings:

Eczema

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental Illnesses as Paintings:

Male Pattern Baldness

[The Vampire Coco @cocovonnoctem]

We have never been this fucking back

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I love how insane everyone is becoming

[Ashley :) @okashley_ttv]

alooo, I am eepy and live making some froggy emotes today :) 🐸 ttv/okashley_

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“you can come back safely to your homes”

[Alyssa 🖤 @scanda_lyss]

middle school me is screaming and crying

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

this book contains a scene that, if it makes it into bong joon-ho's movie, will involve robert pattinson having sex with a clone of himself

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

let's fucking goooooooo

[Alyssa 🖤 @scanda_lyss]

@soopurkul @ben_burnes hey that’s me!! happy to be there to remind you how cool you are

[Soop is a Tree @soopurkul]

My friend @scanda_lyss reminded me this morning that I've released 9 albums of music this year.

NINE. (One with @ben_burnes!)

I need to slow tf down and actually like promote some of these rather than writing more.

Every reply I'll tell you about a song. Do it.

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Imagine telling someone in the early 2000s that in two decades the Jackass dudes are kinda going to be seen as models of positive masculinity in mainstream comedy

[✨Superkaelyn✨ @superkaelyn]

Live in 5! Many projects in head. Little sleep had.
https://t.co/yCjfCU3vP2