suburban beatrix kiddo

Brown PhD // oh no don’t go on a quest for the Holy Grail you’re so sexy aha // i own a kilt for personal reasons // your token queer

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

unpopular opinion: red velvet is the red delicious of cakes, in that its banality is just as revolting as its pretentiousness

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realistically red velvet is just chocolate with red food coloring but emotionally they are so so different, they have different souls

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

@BryanBlankenbu2 @fred_guttenberg you kiss your mother with that trash-ass mouth, ya wee fascist?

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

@1961Pvm @NeyClaudio2 @fred_guttenberg bullshit, my dude.

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

@realDonaldTrump you’re trash

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

a couple extra billion for the pentagon: ✔️
trying to stick a payroll tax cut into pandemic response legislation: ✔️
person man woman camera tv: ✔️
actually supporting the american working class: 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/hmm0efWE1O

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

re: @frostyvasthy https://t.co/AfdfZ8MEsy

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

same drip #plagueyear @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/2o8W2qPY8N

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re: @ComplexMag @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/t2FHKs7fYQ

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this pic was taken by the thirtysomething formerly known as Alex, for she melted from the sun whilst snapping this Chesco gem @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/Ko0qnEthnI

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what a time to be alive https://t.co/fMH97fqG05

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200 years after this property was built, the only methods of approach were by horse (shetlands; their backs bore taxes, pamphlets, and the occasional child to school), flexing creaky joints in peripatetics, or — if… https://t.co/VGYOb8LP8u

[suburban beatrix kiddo @scandelabra]

i don’t hate it
i DON’T hate it
I DON’T HATE IT @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/Acyx0H84WC

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as far as i’ve been led to understand, carving out a singular momentof the elusive Golden Hour on the upper east coast is difficult, like trying desperately to win at whack-a-mole wherein there’s only one mole and… https://t.co/iqVPjjShgk

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how many hand-wrought windows, old hitching posts, tin roofs, and of course the occasional blessed romper-room or reading nook: how many of these reflections, these paraphenalia of years gone by and the folks those… https://t.co/pNB2H82GNT

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give me a tantalizingly calm shore after nightfall or give me death; that’s how the line goes. empty beaches are like an empty highway: the silence is both eerie and calming, from your unassaulted ears to the… https://t.co/AFgTDbshKa

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angles, particularly those by whose thrust we calculate the relative height of birds going about their business, bear an internal tension in that their wrought tips both aspire to limitlessness but erupt on in full… https://t.co/BrLyEJoBrm

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brindle forest walkways > non-brindle forest walkways @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/hGIA9hYiZC

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👌🏼 @ Wildwood, New Jersey https://t.co/TlCUKZeDaT

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nbd waiting for a lyft in a wawa parking lot while reading andre willis’ “toward a humean true religion” like a normie @ Malvern, Pennsylvania https://t.co/MoLTKxagxc

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this is for you @tribal_showcase @Hemp4Good:

https://t.co/pNzSCe53DM

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what i learn from this is that Richard Baxter was a virgin @ Chester County, Pennsylvania https://t.co/vX3jrWxflB