dollar tree tom selleck

I may not take myself seriously, but I take my work seriously. Now comes in M. Ed. form! If you know where I work, my thoughts are my own. He/Him/His

[dollar tree tom selleck @scandyland]

My “famous blown up tweet” is me commenting that a big pool of nachos was gonna get soggy. Is this how I peak?

[bi-onic rad-neck @danielleradford]

“Real women-”
“…body count…”
“A wife puts her man before her kids-”

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- Blue ✔️
- At the end of the month
- Recycled topic
- Followed by losers

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[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers.
My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved

[dollar tree tom selleck @scandyland]

@NFL @MiamiDolphins @A_Wag80

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“it takes a village” I whisper as I steal pens from work

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

THE DOLPHINS WIN CHOPPED

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Usher brought that shit and if you say anything to the contrary you’re definitely just racist don’t @ me lol

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Texas had estimated 26,000 pregnancies from rape since total abortion ban https://t.co/hqyDiPGdjm

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HUGE NIGHT FOR ALL OF US LIFELONG LIONS FANS SINCE THE GAME STARTED A COUPLE HOURS EARLIER TODAY WE DID IT WE SUFFERED THROUGH SO MUCH BUT WE FINALLY DID IT

[NFL @NFL]

The @MiamiDolphins are going back to the #NFLPlayoffs!

@budlight | #CellyClinched

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

Al Michaels: Mike McDaniel dresses like a gremlin
Me: this only makes me like him

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you post a picture of your thanksgiving plate and it’s either four people being like “ooh that looks good i hope your family has a nice thanksgiving” or it’s 17,000 people being like “YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY WOULD YOU EVER EAT THAT TRASH I HOPE YOU CHOKE” lol

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

shout out to food

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hey you are all overusing the “has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time” because I often don’t know what you’re implying

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

This is a friendly early reminder that nobody online cares about your dinner and posting it will only bring you pain, you don't have to share it, just enjoy your dinners
https://t.co/MrWMDOLadw

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

🎶TREAT YO SELF 2023🎶

it’s the best day of the year!

👗💆🏻🍾💼🍹💅🏻🧦

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Donna Kelce has two NFL sons & might bag Taylor Swift as her daughter-in-law.

That’s the All-American White Woman Hat Trick of the century.