Luke

the ceiling is the roof. sometimes I tweet my thoughts.

[Luke @scanlon_l]

on a plane. looking as big as possible. hoping no one sits next to this big dog (me, im the big dog) 🤞🏼

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

……

[Luke @scanlon_l]

the name’s Bourne. Jason bond. #imback

[Luke @scanlon_l]

They got the killers playing in this jersey mikes. absorbing college hoops in gluttonous ways all weekend #dontletthisbigdoggethot

[Luke @scanlon_l]

no glasses available. called an audible #omaha

[Luke @scanlon_l]

startin a petition for more of the killers at bars and clubs. please help :)

[Luke @scanlon_l]

@RedditCFB @ryenarussillo

[Luke @scanlon_l]

Travis hunter this. Ashton jeanty that. I’m voting scooby wright to win heisman for the 9th year in a row. #scoob4heisman #overdue

[Luke @scanlon_l]

@gimmyjaroppolo dead. flatline. hope failure upon jedd fisch. turned his back on somethin special in the dirty T. won’t #forget won’t #forgive

[Luke @scanlon_l]

looking at a dude double fist an ice cream bar and string cheese. alternating bites. don’t mean to call him out like this but there’s no way thats a solid combo #friday

[Luke @scanlon_l]

@dannybergs @TylerConrad wayyy past your bedtime

[Luke @scanlon_l]

hol up is red baron better than digiorno? #underrated

[Luke @scanlon_l]

hope you bozos have fun on yo valentine day dates. I gotta date with the hardwood tonight. im putting in work on yo “days off” so I can drop buckets in my men’s league games on monday nights that don’t mean anything. @DevinBook @KDTrey5 get it.

[Luke @scanlon_l]

big fan of greg olsen commentating

[Luke @scanlon_l]

im gonna eat so much chicken dip #letsgo

[Luke @scanlon_l]

had one peanut butter pretzel and now I can’t stop #latenightsnack

[Luke @scanlon_l]

10 whole years. What a wild ride it’s been. I do it for the fans. Wouldn’t be here without you #10more #MyXAnniversary

[Luke @scanlon_l]

Dad what was like watching scooby wright at uofa?

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

THE SNAKES ARE ALIVE AND WELL.

We'll see you in Texas!