Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version)

it be like that sometimes

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

Pitbul and Fat Joe managed to send planes of supplies to Puerto Rico and Trump brought a few paper towels on Air Force One.

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

Learned today that my boyfriend is a psychopath. He took the last three eggs out of the carton, threw the carton away, and put the eggs in the door rolling around with the condiments.

[Danielle 🎀 @daniellekory]

Oh-

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

Things we’ve learned since cohabitating with a man…
1. Scented laundry detergent is amazing 2. He never washed his sheets before living with me

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

Republicans being more concerned about immigrants than actual outer space aliens is so on brand its almost poetic

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

I know nothing about the economy but I swear to god the next 4 years better be the best fucking economy the world has ever seen or else I’m literally setting the entire planet on fire

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

My boyfriend got the keys to our house and when he was checking everything out he found an Amazon package in the garage and it was a brand new Stanley cup. I don’t have one and now I’m even more excited about moving 😂

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Now that Trump is officially the oldest presidential candidate ever, I expect the media to spend weeks focusing on his age and his mental capacity.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

@mlmccleaf Welcome!!!

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

You know what…I’ll be the one to say it. Adult coloring books are too hard. Let’s normalize adults drawing in regular coloring books. I don’t need this stress.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Less body shaming, more baby shaming. Learn how to walk you tiny idiot

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

@katedwards23 I keep him in my pocket at work 😂😂

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

@katedwards23 I got one as a joke for Christmas and I love it lol

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

@grimacestan Straight to HR

[steff✨ @steph_savery]

Are you free April 19th?

Me:

[misha! 𓏲ּ𝄢 @greynovember019]

TAYLOR SWIFT THE FIRST ARTIST IN HISTORY TO WIN ALBUM OF THE YEAR FOUR TIMES

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

@mlmccleaf Thanks! Everything has been fine until the Chick-fil-A sauce!! I didn’t have any taste issues either until I started taking the pax 😒 Doing something so sinister to the lords sacred relish is just inconceivable.

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

After 4 years I finally have covid and I’m here to report paxlovid made Chick-fil-A sauce taste horrible and I never want to experience it ever again.

[Farrell Cat (Taylor’s Version) @scappatorus_rex]

My family has officially decided not to watch the pope on Christmas Eve and instead to watch the eras tour 😏

[brittney 🖤💋🥀🪩 @bigrepuTAYtion_]

travis kelce and ryan reynolds have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…