Scott Carbone

Dallas Mavericks and politics stuff that I’m fully aware no one cares about and I’m shouting into the void as self help.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@TVietor08 Dude. This is this most wholesome roasting of two friends I've seen in a long time.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@TheB_sKnees @yashar Oh no. You don't know how billionaires operate do you? They don't take a salary and instead borrow against assets. The interest they pay on the loans is cheaper than paying taxes.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@frankhelllman @tj96111030 @imemethere4 @AriWasserman You somehow look like Ben Roethlisbergers offspring but somehow seem more rapey. Hard to pull off.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@frankhelllman @tj96111030 @imemethere4 @AriWasserman As a bald man I have to defend TJ and also point out that you wear a blazer with a football jersey while wearing a chain and a backwards fitted hat in a picture you think represents you the best

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@ChachaMarquis @bendreyfuss He does it in hopes that he gets a response like this man

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@AthletesInSpace Exactly. Michelle Obama takes on Hillary Clinton level hatred (which itself isn't fully deserved but at least understandable). The woman literally just wanted kids to eat healthier meals in school and exercise.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

The Kremlin tried to assassinate the PM of the UK and we're not going to hear a word from our President. That's crazy.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The BBC has revealed the Russian Government was behind the arson attacks on Keir Starmer's home and car

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@neoavatara What a sentence to read out loud.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@Polymarket Well. She recycled such obvious Russian propaganda that Russia itself doesn't even say it any more and passed it off as "evidence". But ok.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

Don't worry guys. Just an official White House account talking shit on Twitter to The Weather Channel. Normal stuff.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@EndWokeness Well. This isn't the White House. Also, at least UFC arenas promote winners of contests for the most part. No body gets knocked the fuck out and then gets a statue put up of them so their fans don't have their feelings hurt.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@BretWeinstein Bro. You spend more time talking about Pride and complaining about it than every gay friend I have. Aren't you tired? Gas, groceries and rent are sky high. We are in yet another unexplainable war, the world is on fire. And you're upset about dudes kissing in the street. Grow up.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@atrupar The President of the United States should be working on his birthday. Adults in general work on their birthday.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@MarindaVannoy1 Probably because Elon Musk is a garbage human being with no moral compass, a ketamine problem and is too comfortable with Neo Nazis. And the other issue is that people from Somalia haven't done that and no one believes it unless you are inhaling deeply from the Fox News tailpipe

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@sunnyright Yes. You knows James Dolan. The very well known super liberal and woke owner of the New York Knicks. No, you idiot. Ben Stiller (and Spike Lee) are the most well known Knicks fans on the planet and you could probably attach a dollar amount to the amount of PR they do for the team

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@_funnydavid @x_rondo1 @MN_SportsNut @SierraWhiskey9 It's ok if you don't pay attention to pop culture. But those 3 movies are some of the most well known and highest grossing comedies in movie history and all considered some of the best R rated comedies ever. What are you talking about

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@mark_slapinski I am American.
No.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@JackPosobiec I'm a UFC fan and this is embarrassing. It's white trash, tone deaf and embarrassing. There has never been a more on the nose physical representation for late stage capitalism and the moral rot/cancer that is MAGA. I'd ask if you have no shame but we already know.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@misfitpatriot_ I'm a UFC fan. I'm not mad about it being on the lawn of the WH. I'm embarrassed. And I'm more embarrassed that we actually have to have a conversation about why this is tone deaf and inappropriate. Again. I'm a UFC fan. But this shit is white trash at the highest order.

[Scott Carbone @scarbone1]

@RedditCFB There isn't even a single thing that is true about any of this tweet. Not the part about the players or the location of the new stadium.