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heard chef

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[mickey .ᐟ is in the villa @guavariots]

me omw to fiji to tell melanie and kayda that if they couple up and explore eachother they have a higher chance of touching that 100k. #loveislandusa

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[e @ScaredSloth]

@e_presement This must be genetic

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Silas Jackson @silasjackson15]

This was Jonathan’s brother getting off the boat #survivor

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

tremendous.

[ash is tired @JACKABBOTGF]

and before yall say blow that hospital up just know its happened three times

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

i've been watching grey's anatomy live every week for 16 years and i knew if i tried hard enough i would outlast owen hunt. never give up on your dreams

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[bray ⋆˚𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ @sapphoroan]

took my baby to get fixed today and this is the vets notes about him

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Ain't gonna lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

🚨BREAKING: Punch the viral orphaned baby monkey has somehow acquired a pistol and is firing at monkeys who bullied him, two confirmed casualties

[Devin @MrQuilvioVergas]

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

every positive update i get about punch adds 10 years to my lifespan

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

If you use generative AI you’re taking away his water 🥺🥺