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anyone offering lobotomies?

[ga @gabahn]

q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria

[Gaddi @GaddiGmm]

Doctor: u need to eat 3x a day

Me: Write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then 😒😭

[wheres my beer? @gfwithpotatoes]

How it feels to wear a crop top and shorts in front of my family

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[. @preposterousbbg]

When a woman talks about abuse, some men immediately say: "What about false accusations?"
Notice how the empathy first goes to imaginary innocent men and not the real victims? That reflex says a lot.

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

'Rushing to diagnose a child with autism could ruin their life!'

I wasn't diagnosed until I was twenty-three, and I was literally passively suicidal at eight years old.

Not being properly understood and supported as a child ruined my life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 3 books in 8 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

"Fuck AI" INCLUDES THE AI OVERVIEW WHEN YOU GOOGLE SOMETHING.

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

i understand age regressors but i wouldnt age regress to being a toddler id age regress to being 16 again and jerk off 5 times a day and play fortnite

[𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓶𝓲 ☆ @wtfisnfy]

not to suck my own clit or anything, but i think i'm funny.

[Mimi @beefingwithlife]

just fucked the baddest bitch ever but yall might call it masturbation.

[PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 @PrincessKitti]

job hunting.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce

[miss fox☭🔻 @FoxyMarxist]

not black and white. this is recent history

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

And absolutely no one will be held accountable.

[Vulpine 🦊🔜 🇹🇭, ANE @VulpineMenace]

how working customer service on holidays feels after a decade of taking insults as a furry

[Billi @Dominicannabis_]

I feel like a lot of late 20s early 30s people are *choosing* to feel decrepit and ancient and you literally don’t have to