cat :)

muscular and compact, like corned beef

[megan @chismosavirus]

PISCES SEASON!!!!

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

@Translink_NI i hate you guys

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

lambs jump up from nowhere

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

shhh shes going to sleep

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

ive liked so many funny tweets recently and nobody even knows

[lucy @queervana]

AI never should have surpassed this

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

this would be around 1990 points in death race 2000

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

not interested in this app anymore if i cant snoop through peoples likes

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

@achy_jakeyheart squeeze me dry

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

i can only pay u in stars

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

straight guy posting his 4 favourite queer films:
- call me by your name
- brokeback mountain
- moonlight
- midnight cowboy

queer person's 4 favourite queer films:
- inland empire
- crash (1996)
- rob zombie's halloween II
- terminator: salvation

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

Me: I promise I won't cast gaseous form at the function tonight

3 potions later:

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[cat :) @scaredydotcat]

@grouperfan1996 we are watching them all