🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer

i’m scarf • librarian • stupid • •

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

i’m on bsky now because this app sucks shit dick -> https://t.co/3NRlRzDZjr

see y’all over there hopefully 👋

[🌻 @curlsoconfusing]

He was a father and a husband.

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@jaerisyah @rennisaint1 @yeadosi it is the height of unearned confidence to believe that you know the ideal situation for someone you don’t know and will never meet. every situation is different. you cannot draw a sweeping generalization that people will IDEALLY be raised by bio parents.

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@jaerisyah @rennisaint1 @yeadosi you are catastrophically naive.

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@jaerisyah @rennisaint1 @yeadosi cool ✌️ go tell my adopted friend it would have been better if her mom never rescued her and that she might have had a better life with her birth mother (drug addict/abuser btw)

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@jaerisyah @rennisaint1 @yeadosi this is a crazy thing to type out and post for other people to see. a bandaid…..?

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@BenPierce1776 @tacobueller @GeauxGabrielle yeah, this unhinged anti-intellectual screed is really making you seem really trustworthy and wise, you should definitely keep typing 👍

[anna @barbieswft]

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate

[syeda 🥀@ Kumoricon 218 @nolviniart]

apple of my eye #revolutionarygirlutena

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@moistsuccerberg i’m slowly becoming the unfun bitch at work who always shuts down chatgpt praise and it really is a shitty job. unfortunately AI is shittier.

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@judoletteflip if i were on his side of the interaction i would be haunted by this memory for the next 50 years minimum

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@TSugarBee i’m not trying to be mean, but maybe you could have tried shutting the fuck up first

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

this phrase sprang unbidden into my consciousness. much like the immaculate conception

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

✨ grwm to abort my immaculate conception ✨

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@south0fzero also my mom’s because she made sure i was around other kids A LOT lmao

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

once in a while i remind myself that i was both an only child and homeschooled and came out only Normal Amount of socially fucked up. and that’s kind of astonishing tbh.

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

@south0fzero honestly my biggest W

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

we won’t even talk about the only child of it all 💀

[🧣 god’s least favorite pajama wearer @scarftalks]

my flex is the jaw drop on the faces of professors/mentors/employers when they learned i only “attended school” grades 7&8 and the second half of high school