Chelle ☀️

just doing my best.

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

If I yell my safe word, will life stop fucking me?

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

Never ceases to amaze me when you can get the therapist to say “wow”

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@ashleyrrward @GrodyEH SAME! Big ol pink collar and leash, misgendered each and every time 😂😠

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@GrodyEH @ashleyrrward THIS MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY annnnnoyed.

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@NoContextHumans Play stupid games, win stupid prizes lol

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@GrodyEH @garthbrooks You going for ban #2?

[ashhh 🛸 @ashleyrrward]

The best week with the best company ☀️💚 @GrodyEH @scaringt0n

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@ashleyrrward @GrodyEH The man the legend

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

There’s no fucking way that people clapped when the pilot landed the plane. Damn near smashed us into the earth lmao…

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

Being around certain people at work straight up make me feel depressed lmao.

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

“Hey can you hold on, I’m eavesdropping on family drama” ok monica what’s going on? 😂 fill me in.

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@pale_artist I mean it’s not good… my location is in the black zone.

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

*the moment the sun shines again* wow I love life

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

Gym employee just walking around with an extra bolt looking for where it belongs, that’s unsettling 😂😂😂

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

When you buy a king sized bed, and no longer can put the sheet on the wrong way >>>>

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@ashleyrrward Me too!!! 🤪❤️ I’m sure Eric will see this on the timeline later, so hey babe, when do you wanna book the tickets? 😂

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

Once upon a time someone gave me a Dino at lost lands and I named it after her. Here’s to the Dino named Ashley. ❤️🦖

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

@ashleyrrward The best. 🥰😉

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

The deep sadness when you forget to start your workout on your watch 🥲

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

It is so cold out that my vape juice was frozen

[Chelle ☀️ @scaringt0n]

Thank goodness I found my love, and he’s everything I’d ever wanted.

[Ava @noampomsky]

this is good corecore