David Scarlett

Devotee of the dad joke, NRL, EPL, NFL, NBA fan, Woodcraft worker and Wild Turkey 🦃 🥃enthusiast. Pitt St farmer and a bloke that loves a laugh.

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheParraEels I'm sorry but there's little to gloat on these 2 points.
MM needs his dropout licence revoked.
In Ionghi we trust

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheParraEels A game of two halves.
Full credit to the boys.
We'll regroup at training and look forward to our Easter Monday game.
#cliche

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheBarmyArmy Aussie fan 🏏 here.
Well done travelling parties. Your spirit and banter second to none while all trip getting $2 to the £.
👏

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@RBird101 @HighWireCHS Beers n cheers from 🦘 🐨 🐍 🦈 🕷️🇦🇺

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TrainLinkWest Is there still this delay?
No guard announcement and timetable for 5:11 Mt Vic service saying 3 mins late?

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheParraEels Calling it now, Iongi for Ken Thornett medal 🏅

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@RBird101 @WildTurkey Amen 🙏

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@KISSopolis Hell or Hallelujah in my pants 🤘

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

How can Max be on the Brains tribe? Nooffencetoschoolteachers
#survivorau

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TrainLinkWest That’s if trains are working at all??
Can’t even get into Sydney let alone hope to be back when another lot of go slow snoozers get on the tracks

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TrainsInfo @TrainLinkWest Congestion is the party line from the announcements. What a farce. Since when are there any more trains on any one line?
Stick your protected actions where the Sun doesn’t shine.
I bet RTBU officials drive to work 😡💩

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@BBL @ThunderBBL Left an easy 40 on the field. Very pedestrian middle #thundernation

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@ThunderBBL any updates on Cam and Dan?

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TrainLinkWest Would be outstanding service if the left hand knew what the right hand was doing.
Guard says one thing, the driver another and then station announcements conflict
#mixedsignals

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@INXS Calling 📱 all nations 🌎

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@sgtesco @Reuters Ecactly

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@ChrisKohler Next they’ll be going long on April wheat . Well played on the #tradingplaces ref.

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheParraEels Looking forward to the spin at the press conference. Bingo for “missed opportunity “, “played to the game plan “.
Just sad

[David Scarlett @scarlettdcs]

@TheParraEels 36 missed tackles. Ordinary