Scarlett McAlister

actress. mom. frequent user of foul language. one of these will win me an award someday (probably the 3rd one).

[Jaap @HeijnekampJaap]

Russian businessman Alex Konanykhin has put a $1 million price on Putin's head.
Konanykhin says he is offering the bounty to “facilitate the denazification of Russia.”

#Ukraine #StopPutin

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

You know it's going to be a weird Olympics when the opening ceremony starts with talks about terrorism & human rights issues.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@juliebird omfg. ...tha hell? Who acts like that??!

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

Is it considered bad parenting to turn a toddler's tantrum into a drinking game?

No? Excellent. I have the wisest friends.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@jesserebekah STOKED.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

My day has gone EXACTLY like an episode of Modern Family, minus the paycheck. #whereiscamwhenineedhim #reallywanttobreakthefourthwall

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@WillFerrell as Alex Trebek never, ever, ever gets old. Best ever. #threeve

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@jesserebekah They forgot 'go ride horses'. ilovehersomuchomg.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

My Christmas wish is that Babies R Us dies horribly in a car fire. Happy Holidays.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@juliebird i still think you should request a beehive 'do. If you don't, the terrorist will win.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

I will never get used to the fact that all of the weather people on tv in Los Angeles look like former strippers and Vegas lounge singers.

[Julia ☠️ @MsJG]

NBC just described women Olympian gymnasts as emotional divas. Male athletes are determined and passionate. #NBCFail (via @doclobby)

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

Way to poop the bed on olympic coverage NBC! #nbcfail #Olympics

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@jesserebekah I blocked it out. My jeans call an intervention every time I go, so the rolls and have agreed to stay away from each other.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

Go see The Elephant Man while you still can! It closes this weekend! Stunning acting, directing and design. Loved it. @MechanicalsTG @bald

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

Do yourself a favor and go see The Elephant Man at Pico Playhouse! Beautiful work by @MechanicalsTG, @bald . Stunning.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@juliebird Shockingly, yes. Close 2nd though.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

Spent part of my Wednesday evening cleaning poop out of the kitchen sink. Parenthood is officially the grossest thing to ever happen to me.

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@jesserebekah wtf. Someone did that???

[Scarlett McAlister @scarlettisred]

@Showdio11 anytime Serg :)