lord scarlivan mcfrancis

Mega Girl Boss. The girliest of bosses. Crunk in the junk.

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@ContraPoints you should start a podcast queen oh queen holy lord love of my life <3

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@mitskiluvr222 Yass

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Cara deli binge is going to look so good as an old lady

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I wanna call my child Rodney bacon

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It’s silly cold, like super goofy chilly

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Thanksgiving dinner so good I’m now in significant stomach pain #swag

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Spunkalicious, jizzworthy, #forthewankbank #imyourcumshotfornight #shotmelikeasambuca

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The bisexual urge to smother yourself with Dolly Parton’s bazungas

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I lost my biscuit :(

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Kebab on the floor

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Neva’s cookies made my vagina explode

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I think that I was meant to say ketamine

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I’m sorry but Twitter is the spookiest of drugs

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Shoes and socks off at the library someone come get me

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The world is full of nice cool people and that makes me happy

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crunchy bottoms (not radiator induced)

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Crispy Socks (radiator induced)

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*orders mexican* Rah where’s my guacy