Admiral Slapdick

I can’t pay no doctor bill, but Whitey’s on the moon - Gil Scott-Heron // (they/them)

[lu 🐁 @sach3rtorte]

gay people gain a 50% boost to STAB moves this month

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

#PrideMonth 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Admiral Slapdick @ScarrPart3]

@PadreFanDan Youre a genuine embarrassment of a padre fan and I’m ashamed to share this city with you.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

A woman is most likely to be abused or killed by her partner when she’s pregnant or trying to flee:

This bill will legalize men murdering their pregnant partners.

All they need to do is say they were trying to stop an abortion.

Femicide written into law.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

A green light for men to murder their pregnant partners and psychos to shoot up abortion clinics. And an important insight into just how much these "pro-lifers" value women's lives.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

These are the same people who say trans people are mentally ill and belong in asylums btw.

[Nobody From Nowhere @OLAASMS]

cop waits until the situation resolves itself and then - without a single word, command, announcement, self-identification or even utterance - tries to deliver vigilante street justice, firing wildly into the streets as the man flees. sounds very cop-like.

[BCH @ByungChulHarden]

The vaccine for hantavirus is being hidden in the data center closest to you. They’re hiding it from you and your drunkest, most volatile friends. Are you going to take that? Are you going to let the “AI” “people” inoculate themselves while your family suffers? Take action NOW

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[kitchen @anarrres]

it’s us transgender baseball girlies against the world

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

i love you, im sorry for everything you go through. it isn't your fault, you know

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

or you can go to la and just.. be normal lol

this take is always “la is dark” well yeah.. if you go to la and do drugs at random parties with influencers

go to la and hang out with normal angelenos and get a job and have friends and enjoy the perfect weather and be normal

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Greeting ICE agents hanging out at the airport

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

You have no idea how bad the accusations against Andrew Callaghan actually are. Many of the survivors have privatized or locked their social media accounts due to the backlash they received.
(cw: descriptions of sexual and physical assault)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Baseball is so beautiful man

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Police taser and kill a man and say he “became lifeless”.

A child is raped and they say a man “had sex with an underage woman”

A US citizen is killed by ICE and we’re told they were a “domestic terrorist”

The soft pedalling language helps the aggressors.

It hides atrocities.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

This is at minimum a Top 3 bat flip and home run reaction ever

[Admiral Slapdick @ScarrPart3]

@WBCBaseball @PadreFanDan My king

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

FERNANDO GRAND SLAM!

[Admiral Slapdick @ScarrPart3]

@HamLinehan @lanabeesfw Lmao I have under a hundred followers and I’m blocked