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rapidly losing brain cells

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joseph gordon levitt being older than ciabatta has unfortunately broken my whole brain

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flight from vail to lax

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Living in today’s news cycle is so fun 15 teens discover old wet seal and studded belts and suddenly the nyt is publishing articles like “what is corp gorp goop? an analysis” and OneQuince is putting ten million dollars behind tiktoks for The Dominatrix Grandma Shrug

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Pilates is like ok… what if inspector gadget was a whole ass sport

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When the aliens come to echo park the first thing I’m going to do is tell them about eric junker and big bud press

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New work for ag1

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@champagneprius I understand literally 2% of these words and that’s if we’re being generous

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Caroline polachek is back girls

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@champagneprius From the director of HBO’s Chernobyl, “the Factory”

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@carl0s3strada 👏🏻👏🏻!!!

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Judy Blume (2022)

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Roses are red,
Snakes don��t have ears

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Bella Poarch files for divorce from secret husband of four years.

🔗: https://t.co/J2pkW9FsKx

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Important to make yourself late changing at least 5x before leaving the house so your friends hate your personality and not your outfit

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@kimjimenez Can you scrub through voice notes on the purple iPhone

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Ok so they did it

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Queen Elizabeth II’s corgis were with her while she was on her deathbed, @PageSix reports.

🔗: https://t.co/3VAWacyWx4

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All the girlies showing up at friendsgiving this year with the viral butter board™️ and a kfc bucket filled to the brim w crab rangoon

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“Quiet quitting” is Helen of Troy for LinkedIn

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@docadam Ok weirdly Elliot Gould is always at courage

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@MargzDee I bought tix lol get them

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@fkapigz Best album of the decade

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@docadam 🤘🏻🤘🏻