‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟.

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TEMPORARY PINNED : * judah “ jude ” barlowe. oc crafted for the fandomless verse. early forties. he / him, bi & transgender. trigger / content warnings for mentions of drug use, alcohol, smoking, etc. muse est. in 2024.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

depends… what kind of pizza you got ? * ( 🤔 )

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

eh … we’ll get through them soon enough . want a slice ? * 👀

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@witsform / this pic is scary as Fuck, family 😭😭😭

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/ is that my good friend daniel…………….

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

/ It Is 🤤…….

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i mean no hate ! just… if someone ordered thirteen pizzas in my name, i’d be pissed.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

woah . don’t go hating on my business partner . but i agree , odd excuse .

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

what kinda horseshit is that. * ( 🤨 )

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

she meant to order three , one for each of us , including our dog . and apparently she supposedly misclicked . * 😒

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now why would they go and do that ? * ( 🫤 ) seems like it could get wasteful.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

college kids are so odd . one ordered thirteen pizzas in my name the other day , quite weird . * 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@wavemors / no exactly. just getting mama duck’d while he’s trying to move inventory or grab a book to put on hold

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/ jude having younger coworkers à la the holdovers cast is my favorite thing for him ever 😭

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well, yeah. some of 'em are college kids so… y’know.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

blessings ????? what are you , a baby being baptized ?

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another one of them said “ blessings. ” like, thanks ? i guess ?

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sativa, probably. and the joy of knowing it’s someone’s birthday.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⱼ. ‍‍ ┈ ‍‍* 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 . ‍‍ @ashvours]

what the hell is your coworker on ??

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coworker just said “ cookies and candles. ” i’m tired, man.

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We’re crying * ( 😭 )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝐛𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 ‍ ‍ 𝔟𝙾𝚈. ‍ ‍ @wavemors]

i’m not crying , you’re crying . * 😢

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and beware… if you cry, i cry !

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

sounds good, but take your time if you have to, really.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝐛𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 ‍ ‍ 𝔟𝙾𝚈. ‍ ‍ @wavemors]

you’re gonna make me emotional stop this .

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

so sweet it brings a tear to my eye. don’t worry, i can wait !

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

daw, how sweet ! * ( ☹️ )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝐛𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 ‍ ‍ 𝔟𝙾𝚈. ‍ ‍ @wavemors]

sweet .

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i’ll, uh … take it now, i guess

[‍ ‍ ‍𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞͟. @scartissued]

thanks, bug

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝐛𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 ‍ ‍ 𝔟𝙾𝚈. ‍ ‍ @wavemors]

happy birthday twin @scartissued .