kaguya

it's been a real slice

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[cyp @cyp_ll]

lost it

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

goes hard

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You're going to need to be unconscious from 2-6pm today. Your choice how you do it, but you definitely won't want to be awake for this.

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[kaguya @scaryaries_]

@DiscussingFilm Worst cast of all time

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Conservatives are perpetual victims. They refuse to have empathy for strangers yet demand unconditional empathy from everyone else.

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

Apple Mouse

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

cat making pizza for you because you're cool :3

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?

Me: