Jon Boncho

at the mercy of this world

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

@microplasticguy

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

i drank a scary drink

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

@microplasticguy piña colada yoomoo

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

was “thou shall not lowball” one of the ten commandments or am i good

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

all my onions fun cuz they really funyuns

[trey🌱 @CrossDatStreet]

my life a movie

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

i dont think you care or that you will care and i have made my peace with that

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

my favorite beer is always the next one

[Complex @Complex]

PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’ Details: https://t.co/AzMCJnnLEb

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

i have the kind of anxiety only gorilla tranquilizer can fix

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

carp

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

we are in hell

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“Patient Zero” by Taylor Swift is now the #1 song on US Apple Music, dethroning Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas”.

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

my stupid fucking braindead neighbor who told me once he thinks call of duty just keeps on getting better: hey man good morning

[Odder 🦦🔜 NFC @realOdder]

had 1/12th off a weed gummy and i legit feel like this

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

if the world really is ending in my lifetime i hope it happens sooner rather than later

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

i died and went to hell

[Jon Boncho @scarydrink]

this just in: beer is tasty