Hayden Christensen Fan Account

absolutely not your mom

[Justin @KramericaIntern]

John Lennon waking up after butt crack surgery: Where's Yoko?

Butt crack surgeon: Who do you think gave you the butt crack?

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

@iul_loveme Not tagging me again only to see this 8 hours later. Mary Weiss sucks!

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

My fav bit is sending a song to a friend and saying “I wrote this song about you”

Feel free to use it if you’d like

[c @ConanGShore]

she was misgendered, gaslit and assaulted. she deserved better.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ will stream on Max on April 1st.

[isabel @wisepissmage]

This summer I’d really like to focus on my goals which are going out, partying a lot, drinking, doing drugs etc

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

can’t stop thinking about the phrase ‘my eyes see oppenheimer’

[katie k (she/they) @katiejk]

al pacino delivering best picture like it’s a riddle

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're putting al pacino down in the green room

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

Nicolas Cage? 🥵🔥💦

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What kind of fish is this?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Kate Middleton is fine. She's been all up in my DMs. Asked me to buy her some iTunes cards. I was happy to do it.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

if you fell for this today you’re weak minded

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

Honestly I don’t give two shits about your 2023 recap…. Unless I’m featured hehe

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

They straight up said “fart out my bussy” in the new Wonka movie I stg

[Hayden Christensen Fan Account @scarymw]

I just posted a tik tok that invites and encourages intellectual conversation that if you just scrolled past it you’re a big dumb idiot

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

He’s either running for President or is about to be revealed as an Epstein client