Kristopher

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[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

My internal monologue just used the word “jazzed.” Seriously.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @theDavesnothere @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept You think Obama tanked the economy in his first 6 months? All of that was fallout from 8 years of unchecked practices. Trump walked into a flourishing economy built up from the two consecutive terms of the president before him: Obama.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @theDavesnothere @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept You obviously don’t understand how the economics work. The economy/political landscape doesn’t just magically change the second a president takes office. A sitting president spends the first half or more of their term dealing with the effects of the previous president.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @DavidCMoyle @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept Dammit. “… find that reference UNacceptable”

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@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @DavidCMoyle @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept You’re obviously conversing with individuals that find that reference acceptable. If you think it was such a deplorable thing for the left to reference, then why would you do it? Be better than that, rise above.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@theDavesnothere @OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept My error, I meant brandished.

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@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @DavidCMoyle @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept ANYONE who says J6 is worse than 9/11 is an ignorant charlatan. Doesn’t matter what side of the aisle they’re on

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@theDavesnothere @OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept J6ers smashed windows, beat police, stormed the upper chamber, defecated in offices, stole property, and embellished weapons, all in the name of disrupting the electoral process and circumventing democracy. Yes, that’s totally the same as what’s going on total.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@theDavesnothere @OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept Chief, if it was such hyperbole as he stated, then I guess so is his call for @CapitalPolice action? He’s looking for attention with his dramatics, and yet you attempt to insult me by calling me “soft.” 🙄

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ @theDavesnothere @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept Well, I can certainly tell you I’m not rock-hard over this like you two are.

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@theDavesnothere @OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept You might want to check your buddy’s follow-up.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept Oh, I would fucking love that. Please, for all that is holy, make this happen. 🙏

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@OCpatriot_ Yup. Maybe your followers should know why.

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@OCpatriot_ @Killtridge @CapitolPolice @TheJusticeDept Hyperbole?! “This is worse than 9/11”… Peaceful protests in the rotunda are worse than using civilian jetliners as weapons of mass destruction, killing thousands of innocent people, and upending the American way of life for a decade or more? Jesus Christ, get a fucking life.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@THeinrich22 @ChristHillme @RealHickory Maybe you guys should open a dictionary and familiarize yourself with the definition of insurrection. Better yet, let me just leave this here…

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@EllyceKathy @PRBucsFan @THeinrich22 Kathy, how is this attempting to “overturn the workings of government”?! I’m at a loss for civil words to use in engaging this over-dramatization of yours.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@EllyceKathy @cryptallergy @KellieGigi @THeinrich22 @SaneDaysFan How are they “overruling the government”? These people are peacefully protesting, the J6 people broke windows, beat police officers, defecated in offices, stole government property, and openly sought to interrupt the electoral process.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@youwenttojared_ @BasicAppleGuy And, unrelated, how about making risotto?

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@Xurprising @BasicAppleGuy I prefer to tap the top corner of the lid with the back of a butter knife

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@AustinBeerworks Absolutely. In the past two years I've focused most of my beer buying to 8% or higher for two reasons: 1. I don't enjoy consuming large quantities of beer, and 2. Finances are better spent elsewhere. I look for 6-packs close to the $10-$14 range.

[Kristopher @scarysmurf]

@Delic8WeeFlower @KleinrRodklein @geekgirldiva @GeoRebekah Chief, the margin was so thin that voting "present" was in fact a vote for McCarthy. After holding out for so long, everyone, including Gaetz, knew that voting "present" would secure McCarthy the Speakership. You're "factually" comment is bullshit.