I-589 Enthusiast

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Un jour je serais de retour près de toi.

Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent lawyer. TWETES ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

My role on the bird app is to go through caps Twitter 2-3 days after a game and give people likes for their funny jokes and occasionally retweet things which are no longer topical

[Edward @somefoundersalt]

fun fact: docusign has more employees (7,000) than an full strength roman legion at the height of the empire (5,200)

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

@MatthewHoppock Seriously, what is happening! I’ve had a spate of cases in the past few months that have had major clerical errors by the BIA which resulted in late rejected cases and last minute couriers to meet deadlines

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

@TerribleMaps Look at how they massacred my boy Super Virginia

[Northeastern Rube @ColaWarsVeteran]

Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart

[All Poverty is a Policy Failure @kevsaucebro]

POV: You’re taking the Metro home and you’re drunk as hell

[spor @sporadica]

WE MUST LIDAR EVERYTHING

EVERY INCH OF THE EARTH WILL BE SCANNED

[jewish roger waters @lennonandmarx]

the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

@LeafsPapi_ Lmao I dunno, they should probably try again

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

brought back the tortilla slap bc why not

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[forming first pro baseball teams]

manager: hey should we name the boys something racist

owner: maybe. what kinda socks they got on

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

@duncangraham https://t.co/FaLoJnjQ2O

[I-589 Enthusiast @scaslow]

@capsboybebop And unhinged Craig Laughlin dialogue

[Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite]

“My favorite sign in Kyoto”

[Jamie @spacej_me]

someone left their corn in the women’s bathroom at Dulles International Airport

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

washington dc bravely asks the question: what if a sandwich was $16 and didn't include chips or fries?

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Squire Hardick Hardick Longbottom

England Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.