Steve Castledine

Data Architecture and Engineering. Azure AI, Databricks, Microsoft Fabric.

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@henrywinter The key question, that we will not get an answer to, is how did we get PSR so wrong. How did we allow wage % per income to get so bad. Do we not have an accountant, did they get overruled? This is not related to KP financial performance, it’s just sensible maths.

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@robqpr92 @LCFCDATA He is pretty clueless, unfortunately for us, and we can’t afford to get rid of him this season

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@robqpr92 @LCFCDATA This an accurate description of LCFC season. Do you watch us a lot? :)

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@mrgeoffpeters Tony Cottee

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@JasonBourne1986 Just feels like there still is no plan, like they still don’t think they can be relegated. Let’s reflect whilst everyone is building for next season. Hopefully that’s not the case, and that they had a two track plan ready to go (and already had done some reflection).

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@RobTannerLCFC Has anyone ever asked why we signed him. Why did Rodgers chase him for so long and realise he didn’t fit how we play? Did he watch his twin brothers games by mistake?

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@alanlepo Good luck Alan!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I’ve been on this planet for 6 decades and the result of a football match still really affects my mood. It’s absurd, I know, but I’m not sure I’ll grow out of it now.

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

Beautiful morning for a run

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@alanlepo Nice to see you have flipped your fastest km Alan!

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@Eslug2 Nice to see this code still runs (the Domino template). Most of the code is probably at least 16 years old!

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

New week, new job, new way of starting a new job. Excited to have started with @databricks today!

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@nheidloff @mohaghighi @S_Grodzietzki @jokoester @omkarn8 @wtejada223 Congratulations Niklas, you will be awesome!

[James @Surreycricfan]

Incredible photograph of the United Kingdom taken from the International Space Station 😍

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

Databricks - Delta Live Tables, now this is cool: https://t.co/h2Ma45RLVQ

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

Is Kubernetes right for us? With Alex Ellis and Keith Townsend https://t.co/qcGujataX9 via @YouTube #personalbookmark

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@RobTannerLCFC When I saw Chilwell taking corners for Chelsea I was thinking, what, we had someone who could take corners?

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

Saw someone edit a file in a jar using vi today. Who knew. #alwayssomethingtolearn #linux https://t.co/gBEZ8iGetf

[Steve Castledine @scastledine]

@alanlepo @GoogleWorkspace Can only think of a single worse name, and that would be Gsuite!