Mr. Scatmaster

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Pepperoni pizza always smells better on the way in than it does on the way out.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

Refried Beans Basketball: went for the shot, hit the rim, sat right in it.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

Wiped until I bled.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

Fat Elvis: Eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and receiving oral pleasure all at the same time. Jane gives the best fat elvis in town

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

my scat disappeared into the bowl. i never got to admire it. it vanished like an incredible magic trick. i call it "Poo-dini."

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

To the freedom loving Iranians who are having trouble reporting scatastrophies, this one's for you.

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Isn't it awful when you know exactly who destroyed the bathroom and you have to just sit in the funk and take it?

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

Who knew 16 hours of drinking beer could make Jackson Pollock look like a hack?

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

that one took some torque, it will test the sewage treatment plant's capabilities

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Out in 2.5 seconds leaving a spiral pattern on the way down, thank you Dominos!

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

The purest example of cause and effect - Stimulus: Coffee; Response: ________

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divine form. E-bay fodder for sure.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

who knew that much volume could travel so fast? I think I'm dizzy now.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

that plumbing can take a punch

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Thanks Metamucil! TP was as clean as the driven snow.

[Mr. Scatmaster @scatastrophe]

2 days in the making... biting that lip!

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cleaning my shorts. graduating from law school doesn't make you shart-proof. what a scatastrophe! oh the humanity!

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Brewing up something special...