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GOOP APOLOGIST

[Scat @scatfloyd]

🧿 2025 BOOK THREAD!!! 🧿

[wim o. 😸🎹 @nyannibalizm]

the new 7 deadly sins are
Gluttony (phone addiction)
Greed (doordash)
Envy (FOMO)
Sloth (Cancelling plans)
Lust (polyamory)
Pride (thirst trapping) and
Wrath (ragebaiting)

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

This is important information 🙌

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[Scat @scatfloyd]

Because why did I see “I’m keeping you” on the inside of multiple cards ??????

[Scat @scatfloyd]

I just know the holiday card companies are writing them all with AI

[Scat @scatfloyd]

They really used “show me the titties on an oat” as a defense in court and it worked

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

little cousin just referred to his birthday (march 8th) as january 67th

[Scat @scatfloyd]

Punxsutawney Phil is a FRAUD!
I wanna know what Sand Mountain Sam has to say!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

From the MadeIn site, thought some of you might find this interesting…

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

No they absolutely do not get it, they’re pairing steak and champagne

[Scat @scatfloyd]

@CincyTennis I keep getting an error when trying to purchase presale tickets and it’s showing this for all packages across multiple attempts throughout the day ☹️ is there another means of getting a presale ticket?

[Martins | Film Director @Dir_Martinsz]

I don’t talk about this often.

A few years into our marriage, my wife fell seriously ill. Doctors said she needed a kidney transplant urgently, and later, part of a liver too. To them it was “medical options.” To me, it was simple.

I didn’t pray to ask if I should do it.
I prayed that God would make me eligible.

When they told me I was a match, I felt relief..not fear. Signing those papers felt lighter than signing our marriage certificate, because this time I wasn’t promising with words, I was promising with flesh 😅.

The surgeries were hard. Recovery was harder. There were nights I couldn’t stand straight, days I questioned my strength. But every time I saw her breathe better, laugh again, regain life …my body felt small compared to the joy.

She still apologizes sometimes.
I still remind her: I didn’t give you organs. I gave you time. ❤️

Marriage isn’t flowers, aesthetics, or online quotes.
Sometimes it’s choosing pain so the person you love can live.

If I had to do it again, I wouldn’t hesitate.

That’s my wife.
That’s my marriage. ❤️

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Trying to decide if I’m parked so far outside the lines that I need to get back in and move it

[folklaura @folklaura_]

10-year-old me, chilling in 2006, and then boom! high school musical, cheetah girls 2, hannah montana, and taylor swift’s debut album all drop and my life is never the same

[Scat @scatfloyd]

Ground too cold

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

what is going on in iceland

[Zama @ZamazayM]

“You haven’t met all the ppl who are going to love you” love this mindset 🥹

[Waldorf @Calvinwaldorf]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made. https://t.co/C6u0TIpZrm

[barrel server @ ylfa’s bottleneck 🪓 @mouseabolition]

perhaps the highest praise you can give another person’s artwork i’m emotional

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Russians make those Yankee gals look like they’re dancing in boots damn