Scathing Retort

Journalist, firebrand, cheese enthusiast, idealist, C-SPAM correspondent.
I carry the belief that humanity is capable of so much more.

[Scathing Retort @ScathingRetort]

The United States is now just a toilet paper tiger.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

To the 32% still supporting Trump, you are by far the dumbest people of all time.

[The Yeti of Kananaskis @kananaskinyeti]

You aren’t wearing a mask because you are afraid. Stop projecting your fear onto the people actually doing something you fucking coward

[Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea]

Let's normalize not normalizing pseudoscience.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Congress hasn’t declared a war since 1942 lol

[Chase Miller🕊️ @Winfield_24]

WINNING!

[Nick @BigBicNick]

If someone kept lying to me because they thought I was stupid it would really piss me off, and yet millions of Trump supporters seem perfectly fine with this arrangement

[Scathing Retort @ScathingRetort]

@fakebarryhunt @sarrah_bellus Will you survive the next infection? What about the one after that? You know what's even cooler? Not getting it at all when you wear a mask. Not getting sick in general rocks.
Maybe you'll notice when you start getting diminishing returns on your health.

[Scathing Retort @ScathingRetort]

@LadykarB @NetsGuy15 @SenSanders You know you've really won an argument when you use AI to illustrate the stuff that only exists in that walnut of yours, lmao.

[Trent @foldsproteinsII]

The smallpox vaccine completely eradicated smallpox.

[Leslie SoCal ☮️📸 @Leslie64993617]

Male Costa’s hummingbird. One of my favorite birds. When he flashes his gorget into the sun, it is a sight to see.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The craziest thing about the Fauci hearings is that Donald Trump is accused of raping children.

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

TWIN PEAKS. 2x22, "Beyond Life and Death" (1991)

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Christian conservatives need to learn that spending eternity with them isn’t the selling point they think it is.

[Scathing Retort @ScathingRetort]

@amber114435 @CanPolRational @logiboi32 @TeachAllAmerica @esjesjesj I'm certain all ten of your musk and porn bot followers are clapping for you right now.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The answer was WW3

[𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎𝑛⋆☭ @undrcvrbrothr]

Sorry I've been absent, I'm dealing with a lot.

Acquire physical & digital copies of media. Buy backup drives. Buy books, buy & download audio & visual content. Do it now— stop & limit AI usage despite it being forced upon you. Share what you have.

I'm so fucking serious.
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[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[tern @1goodtern]

Cyclosporiasis was a feature of the height of the AIDS pandemic.
I think this situation is about more than just lettuce.

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