nat🎸

something in the way (she/he) / parody account / modern au, no crash / admin 21+

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@sctorcciosgrrrl yeah fr

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@sctorcciosgrrrl number 5 hot as fuck

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@sctorcciosgrrrl wow i didn't notice she's in there

[Hearthfire Arts @hearthfirearts]

vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. hunger as a metaphor for repressed desire. immortality as an expression of profound loneliness.

[m @skitzocat]

(flirting) you are my curse

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@sctorcciosgrrrl fuck them

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

i have a taylor swift song constantly playing in my head this isn't living

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

i've been mia but i got a shitty job, my roommate is driving me insane and my son is living with my girlfriend

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@shaunship6 I knew he'd have a great taste despite being raised by jackie

[Shauna Shipman @shaunship6]

trying on an outfit that uncle nat got him

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

@shaunship6 when i know that's jackie's fake account but i can't prove it

[garshmo @garshmo]

Not now kitten not ever actually

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

and it's bad pizza

[ُ @grnte]

& all i do, is love you more.

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

this is fucking bullshit i'm not even a fan but fuck everyone who makes music about numbers

stupid ass industry

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Halsey tells Zane Lowe she can’t make an album right now:

“I’m not allowed to…’The Great Impersonator’ didn’t perform the way they thought it would. It sold 100k copies first week, that’s a pretty big first week…the tour is the highest selling tour of my career. But they want ‘MANIC’ numbers from me. I can’t do that every time. It should be good enough I do it once in a while…I’m not a pop star anymore, but I’m being compared to numbers and people that I don’t consider lateral to me.”

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

"how can i fit this in my header?"

how about you fit a dick in your mouth instead

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

so how am i supposed to have experience IF YOU DON'T FUCKING HIRE ME?

[nat🎸 @scatorccio07]

do you ever feel like

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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